"I see we're monochrome matching today, HOLLA!"
"Do you think there is any chance I might be able to find those knee length Givenchy boots from the AW12 season?"
"No. Not even if you married into the Roitfeld dynasty."
"I knew I should have worn palazzo pants for breakfast today. How am I going to take this mermaid skirt of now? This technique isn't working..."
Sasha: "Which way am I going? Which way am I going? Oh if only these sunglasses were not so bloody dark..."
Celebrity blogger: "How am I supposed to post my outfit on Instagram using this??? WAKE UP PEOPLE!!"